Guest Troll Torturers
Serious as A Heart Attack
breast_groping_metalhead: (You overhear me talking very loudly and obscenely about womens bodies to a friend ...When you bend over the bar to reach your drink, you feel me smack your ass playfully and tell my friend "Now THAT is an ass")
curvy_mermaid_au: looks in the mirror behind the bar and looks at my friend and says...Now THEY are a pair of arseholes
breast_groping_metalhead: (Serious? )
Sherlock Troll
wantsomeladies2000: hi want to play
luvly_asian_girl: tosses you some lincoln logs, have fun
wantsomeladies2000: rather u toss me
luvly_asian_girl: tosses you off the balcony, gee, that was fun
wantsomeladies2000: can i fuck ur lips
luvly_asian_girl: i thought i just tossed you off the balcony
wantsomeladies2000: so u dont want to play
luvly_asian_girl: wow, with those deductive reasoning skills, you should be a detective
Troll- The Other White Meat
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: i got some cock for you
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: really? What brand?
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: white meat
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: Which type? White meat, or the other white meat?
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: or the other other white meat?
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: ima cautious buyer
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: german sausage
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: german sausage isn't white, It's brown
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: or is that polish...
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: no it is white..sweety this brand
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: sweet? Oh, i don't like sweets. My sister says they make you fat
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: i got the white sauce
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: is it white gravy, or that icky vegetable dip?
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: white gravby baby
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: I don't like the uncle ben's gravy, only the aut may's brand... If you know what I mean
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: why dont you come here..and suck me
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: because you're sweet sausage, and I don't like sweets. I thought I told you that? Plus, german sausage is icky
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: * yanks you by the hair...* come here bitch
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *Hair pulls out* OH MY GOD! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *covers my head* YOU PULLED OUT MY HAIR! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: * slaps you...* shut up bitch
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: AAAAHHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAHHH!
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: * spins you around....... i slam your face into the wall *
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *skull caves in, dies* Ack!
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: damn deead pussy..* scooops u up and throws u into the dumpster *
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *rots, comes back to haunt you* eeeyyyyee aammm theeee ghooosstttt offf christmass paaasssttt *rattles chains*
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: lol
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *turns lights on and off, moving furnature at random* geeeettt ouuuttt offf myy hhoouuusee...
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: hmmm i like the special effects here
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: really? I'm trying to be a special effects manager in hollywood. We're doing a shoot soon, you could come!
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: lol
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: seriously, I'll send you a pass.. Where do you live?
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: lol
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: see? *pulls out my kit* look, i have squibs, for when people get shot
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: lol
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *holds up a fake gun* See? You shoot this, and then I press the button that sets off the squibs
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *rustles around*
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: he he..silly woman
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: see? I don't even know what the fuck this thing is.. *holds up a wierd device* I think it's a baby killing machine... oops! *hides it*
bend_ovr_btch_ur_ass_is_mine: lol
No Manners!
loadedcock69: want to fuck?
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: Oh yeah baby... i need a real man to fill me...
loadedcock69: what about your hubby?
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: Him too...
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: can you do us both?
loadedcock69: no ill just fuck u
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: MOTHER FUCKER!!
loadedcock69: im not bi sorry
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: what, you think I come free?
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: like I'm just some tramp you can throw away after you're done!
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: *cries* I have *sniff* feelings too you know!
loadedcock69: ya i know but im not bi sorry
loadedcock69: should i leave u alone?
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: Only if you're a mean peace disturber... Why can't I find true love?!?
loadedcock69: i dont know
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: ok... Come find me when you do. And when you find a real man to fill me
loadedcock69: well i guess i am the man
carrie_cum_hungry_slut: What, are you kidding? i'm married! *slaps*
Just A Little Pent- Up Aggression
cuteguy94539: wassup tonite ......... 6ft, broad shoulders, hazel eyes, brown hair, clean shave, 180 lbs, hard, thick, errect, 8 inches ............ wanna play
curvy_mermaid_au: gets in my car, and revs up the engine laughing as i reverse over you, back and forth, really fast, ooo look were playing your my ex hubby and im showing ya what i think of you
cuteguy94539: describe urself
cuteguy94539: what do u have in
curvy_mermaid_au: well i have the car IN reverse if thats what your asking
cuteguy94539: are u horny
curvy_mermaid_au: well i could be but it all depends if i can play that im going to macdonalds after i reverse over you in our game
Hmmm- This May Be A Federal Offense
markk21_21: will you get in my car for some candy?
curvy_mermaid_au: nope but will you get out of your car if i point a gun at your head ..can you say...car jack???
markk21_21: eeeerrr yeah
Wonder Troll Killer!
lord_maximus_00: hi, would you like to roleplay as a superheroine?
curvy_mermaid_au: like you want me to wear a cape and have a gold lasso and wear my undies on the outside of my clothes?? that type of thing?
lord_maximus_00: no, i want a skimpier costume that that, so i can capture you and do nasty things to you
curvy_mermaid_au: but im a super heroine, and id be sooo good at it that id whoop your arse mr and have you in jail quicker then you could spell lex luther
lord_maximus_00: yes, but I'm a supervillian, and you overestimate your power
curvy_mermaid_au: never..stands with my hands on my hips...nope im wearing super undies!!!
lord_maximus_00: describe what your character looks like and her costume
curvy_mermaid_au: 6ft, blonde, curlers, smoke hanging from my lips, super fluffy slippers and a gold lasso and flanette undies
curvy_mermaid_au: umm too sexy?
